Moose was adopted at the age of 34 from the local woolies. When he was found, he was homeless and starving. Now he is a gender fluid asexual who is gluten intolerant, meaning he doesn't drink anything with more than 2 vowels. Moose also loves vegan whip cream and getting chewed on.
"Throw away your common sense and buy an afro"
- Sasuke Uchiha
"Do it in my ass cos I love Jesus"
- Donald Trump
"Roses are red
Violets are greener
I think about you whenever I touch my wiener"
- Clifford the Big Red Dog
"I love my brother like I love my wine. Easy to swallow"
- Cersei Lanniser
"Bring me my fleshlight, Ursula"
- Shrek
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