And I have to say, I am taller than my mom, grandma and almost the rest of China.
There is nothing wrong with being short, just some "disadvantages" like not being able to get a can of soup at woolies but that's pretty much it.
I do weigh a lot more than I should for my height but all my fats are in my thighs. (this is especially hard for me when buying pants) So I'm basically a minion.
There are however, a lot more things you should appreciate about being a tiny human.
Like
- looking super cute
- winning every hide and seek game
- kids meals, rides, games, clothes
- not look like a pedophile when you really are
- be one with the duck people
- being able to see the concert guys
- having the skirt at the right length
- senpai notices you
- using your bathtub as a kids pool
I'm sorry but I find that Zach Galifianakis fit the topic really well. You do you Zach <3
Overall, I think I really like my height. :)












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