15 reasons Why I’d rather be a cat

I don’t see why I have to explain this, but for people that can’t see why, here’s 15 reasons why.

1. Cats are loved or obsessed over by people everywhere.

2. I could be an Internet sensation and be worth spending the whole day looking at.

3. I could be funny without even trying.

4. I could look good with only very little effort.

5. Who needs clothes when I could have fur?

6. I can’t be judged by my fur

7. I wouldn’t need to work to get food.

8. I could fuck whoever I want

9. I can’t be a slut when I’m a cat

10. There’s no school for cats

11. Cats can’t break their claw unlike humans who break nails

12. People would have to clean up after my shit

13. I could scratch other bitches and they wouldn’t get back at me

14. I can be lazy and it’s ok

15. They don’t have to put up with dickheads